Top Five Reasons to Hire Me

1. I love to run. This makes me strong and fast. So I can remove your garbage, recycling, and yard waste at lightning speed.

2. I have lots of garbage removal experience. Just ask my mom.
3. I promise to give superb customer service. Your wish is my command.
4. I am excellent at saving my money. Right now, I am saving for a trip to France, a mission, and college.
5. I speak French. And if you request it, I will sing you a French song as I take out the garbage.

Who doesn't want an experienced, fast, French-singing, money-saving, customer-service giving superhero to take out their garbage?